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In my random interwebbings yesterday, I had cause to Google-image search for "Rocky Road". (To show the dear husband that it was a candy, not just an ice cream flavor.) Page three surprised me with ... a penis cake. Apparently it was rocky road inside, see. How does one make a penis cake? A penis pan, of course. Second page of an image search for said pan led me of all things to a recipe for muffins, the ingredients for which called for two overripe bananas and a few strawberries, both of which were sitting in my kitchen and needed to be used ASAP. What luck!

2 cp all-purpose flour
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 cp sugar
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1 Tbsp vegetable oil
1 cp milk
2 very ripe bananas, pureed
sliced strawberries

turbinado sugar for topping (optional)

Mix all dry ingredients together, then add wet ingredients except for the strawberries and mix only until moistened. Lightly grease muffin tin. Fill each muffin cup 1/3 full, place a few slices of strawberries in each cup, then fill to 2/3rds full. Sprinkle a little turbinado or other raw sugar of choice on top. (Unless you want to try for penis muffins. [suggestive, not explicit])

I baked them for 30 minutes at 350, could probably get browner tops at 375. Makes about 9 muffins, depending on how full you make each muffin cup.

(Original recipe here.)
(cross-posted to [ profile] food_porn)
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