I've heard of dead baby jokes, but...

Either someone at CNN jumped the gun, or that someone has poor taste in April Fool's jokes...

( CNN announces dead pope on front page )

As of this moment, the breaking news headline has been removed and the pope has been quoted as saying, "I'm not dead, yet!"

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My keyboard condom arrived today! It really does indeed reduce sensation yet gives me a feeling of safety and protection...